1. Quarantine
In this episode the crew are exploring a derelict craft that has crashed on a planet; upon arrival a hologram that has contracted a computer virus attacks Kryten, Lister, and Cat (Rimmer being back on Starbug as he hasn't acquired the hard light drive yet). The virus passes from the hologram to Rimmer, and once back on the Dwarf gos mad and locks the others in the quarantine bay.
2. Polymorph
A genetically engineered lifeform (GELF), known as a polymorph, breaks out of an escape pod and into the ship. The creature is able to disguise itself as any object or creature and feeds on emotions. The polymorph feeds on the emotions of the crew, taking Listers fear, Krytens guilt, Cats vanity, and Rimmers anger. This results in a 'meeting' of sorts taking place to decide how to kill the creature. Cat tries to stay out of the way calling himself worthless, Lister wants to sacrifice himself, Kryten wants to let him do that, and Rimmer decides to start a commitee to reason with the creature called "The committe for the liberation and intergration of terrifying organisms and their rehabilitaion into society; Rimmer states that the only drawback to this name is the unfortunate abreviation. This episode also gives us Rimmer wearing the "Give quiche a chance" t-shirt.
