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>> Stuart: There you go Pete.

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>> Peter: Cheers Stu.

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>> Stuart: Looks like you could use some caffeine.

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Down at the dogs again last night?

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>> Peter: I wish.

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Nah, I had to pick Ben and Melissa up from a party.

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Didn’t get to bed until gone two this morning.

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>> Stuart: Well, teenagers will be teenagers, eh.

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So, who’s Melissa?

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>> Peter: Ben’s girlfriend.

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>> Stuart: Oh, he’s got a girlfriend now has he?

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>> Peter: Yeah, he’s turned into a real ladies’ man lately.

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Hair gel, after shave, the lot.

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Spends half his life in the bathroom preening himself.

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>> Harry: You’re just jealous!

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>> Peter: Hmm, you’re probably right.

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>> Stuart: So has Ben brought Melissa home to meet you and Marge,

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or is the whole parent thing a bit old hat now?

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>> Peter: No, Ben’s a good lad.

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He brought her round for a meal a few weeks ago.

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>> Stuart: Well, what’s she like?

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>> Peter: Oh, nice enough – very pretty,

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Ben’s got a good eye!

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She’s studying beauty, or something like that, at college,

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so she’s a bit of your classic dumb blonde type.

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Like a few of the women round here I could mention,

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if you know what I mean.

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>> Stuart: Oh right.